Gammy Owners Revealed
Phil McArdle BBS– Gammy Patron of all things Charitable. and an odd bit of sales.
After working in the North Pole as part of the 'Elf Reach' program in 1945 Phil learned the ancient art of the GAMMY Weave. *This weave results in the production of Garments that not only enhance Christmas Cheer but also make the wearer unbelievably attractive to the opposite sex for an unexplainable reason. As the years passed and his beard grew long, Gnomey McElferton decreed Phil with a BBS in Gammyfication allowing him to go fourth and gammify the masses.
Armed with these new skills Phil used the Inner Gammy Eye (a form of ninja like awareness that only a true GAMMY person can attain) to seek out a kindred spirit to assist him in spreading this gift to the world. It was then Phil was drawn toward Paddy whom not only also had attained the Inner GAMMY Eye but who also has been the Gammyest person in Ireland for some time now. (thanks Phil- Paddy)
Little did he realise the epic quest he was about to embark upon...
Paddy O'Dea – Director of Gammyness
Paddy has an almost 'Zen of Gammyness' and was in actual fact the pioneer of Gammyness in the western world, otherwise known as the Gammiest man in Ireland. Having completed his training with Gnomey McElferton many years before, he had achieved the unique mind of a Gammy Man. Whenever a situation presents itself he has the ability to assess it in the Gammiest way imaginable therefore changing any logical outcome.
Paddy not only knew of Phils skills but had felt his 'presents' for some time now. Paddy knew by combining his Zen and Phils Weave all that was missing for the fabled prophecy of the Festive Trinity was that of the 'Gammy Touch'...
Rob O'Shaughnessy – Gammy Guru of I.T. related activities
Rob was a man whom had spent his whole life doing things in the Gammiest way possible. While he never spent anytime with Gnomey McElferton, he has had a life preparing himself for his role, as he had been chosen it seemed by birthright to fulfil this destiny. His genetic gift of the 'Gammy Touch' had been misdiagnosed by many a young lady in his day resulting in him repressing his skills until recently.
As a result of the 'Gathering of Gammy' within the Emerald Isle, Robs 'talents' began to surface and after attempting to give a massage he realised (as the picture above shows) that somethings were not going the way they should.
The Legend of the Gammy
The trio met one day at a shop in search of a garment to warm their chilled bones after being caught off-guard by a freak blizzard that descended out of nowhere as can happen from time to time. (That's Galway for you)
Paddy and Phil had both been drawn to this place by utilising their knowledge of the 'Inner Gammy Eye' while unbeknown to himself, Robs genetic gift had taken him there totally by chance it seemed. Paddy instantly felt the Gammyness in the room as he entered.
Rob had already knocked over 3 shelves, while Phil had started to unravel at least 5 jumpers while he criticised the weave without realising it. You could say it wasn't difficult to see that something out of the ordinary was about to happen.
Nonetheless, utilising his Zen of Gamminess Paddy convinced the two others of their destiny and both had agreed to devote their time and efforts, without fully understanding why, into the creation of a company so Gammy, so devilishly brilliant that it had no choice but to succeed in giving everyone what they needed and thus enlightening the festive season in the Gammiest way imaginable..
Yea, so it is written. You will purchase a Gammy Christmas Jumper and make your Christmas one to remember while becoming more attractive to the opposite sex for an unexplainable reason !!*